Part One: The Basics

Marv Nelson grew up just like any other boy in Hinckley, MN, a family filled with drug addictions and murderers, Marv first snorted marijuana at the age of three years old.

"Marv! Get 'chur ass down here! I got somethin' for ya'," his teen father was beginning to look old from using the needle, injecting marijuana can make anyone look like death.

"Hi dad," little Marv walked around the corner into the meth kitchen.

"Ah, you little shit. I want you to look at this, see your beautiful future." His father, Thomas Mitchell Sr., opened up a briefcase and stacks of one dollar bills and bags of weed are stored inside. He takes out a bag of weed and a grinder and grinds the marijuana into a dust and makes a five inch line. "Bump that you little shit, that's sa' dope ass weed right there."

"Dad, I don't wanna put stuff up my nose." Marv looked like he was going to cry.

"420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT!" Thomas grabbed the back of Marv's head and shoved it into the line, "BREATH IN THROUGH YO' NOSE HARD!" Marv inhaled the line that was on the table and got so high he thought he was going to have an overdose.

Part Two: Pre-k and Crystal Meth

By the time Marv was four years old, he was selling dimebags in preschool, and he was making some serious cash for a young man his age. However, preschool was just the beginning, elementary was coming up and he could sell to more kids.

When the end of May came the teacher told them about some graduation or some shit, whatever that means, and he had to go to kindergarten at the end of summer. The teacher started up a huge party, but Marv didn't go.

Marv decided to go get high on ecstasy at a rave instead. During the few days he was at the rave, he gave some massages to some damn fine looking girls from second grade and he got to hold hands and shit with this girl named Sandy Hooker. Sandy was a pretty one, his wiener became hard as a bone at the thought of her. Sandy was a meth addict, she had Marv try some crystal and he fell in love with it.

The best thing about crystal is that humans can't smell it. So throughout elementary, selling and smoking meth was a lot easier than selling and snorting two marijuanas a day.

Through elementary, Marv got really good at math, but he was really good in using the metric system for weight. "Marv, what's ten plus thirty?" the stupid cunt 2nd grade teacher would ask, she's the teacher for fuck's sake. "Two grams."

"No Marvin, the answer is forty, try again next time."

Marv decided to plant the most dankest dank of marijuana on her desk, a whole fucking pound of it. He took the rest of last year's grow and taped it to the bottom of her desk, she was fired within the hour.

At the end of second grade, Marv moved to Mora with his marijuana addicted family.

"Ya' gon' love it 'ere," Thomas Sr. would say about three times per minute because he was so baked and forgot that he said it 20 seconds ago.

"But dad, I wanted to make a meth kitchen in Hinckley!" little Marv protested.

"420 BLAZE IT!"

"But dad!"

"FAGGOT! 420!"

Marv finished third grade with hardly any friends, he had to slow down on his meth usage because Sandy Hooker's dealer still lived in Hinckley and Marv could only go to his dealer's five times per week.

Part Three: Grades 4-6

Middle school in Mora started in fourth grade for no fucking reason, everywhere else it's 6th or 7th grade. But then 7th grade is the start of high school, Marv's tweaked out brain was so confused by this, but he just went with it.

Marv started off middle school by snorting up a two inch line of crystal into his right nostril, no fucks were given as he looked up and blood began running out his nose. When he opened his locker he found a note that read, "yo, tweeker, checkout the closet by your room, I have something to show you."

As any tweeker would - little Marvin went into the closet where he found a hole in the floor. A light illuminated a ladder that came out of the hole, and Marv headed into the black abyss.

"What up faggot?" Sandy Hooker said with joy when she saw her gay ass tweeker boyfriend come down the ladder. "Sandy! I missed you so much! You wanna smoke up?"

"Already ahead of you," Sandy had a bong specially made to smoke crack out of it, and she showed Marv her bag of crack. "What the fuck Sandy? That shit will ruin your life."

"Yolo," Sandy responded as she took a rip off the crack-bong.

"Swag," Marv said when he was handed the bong. "Man, this is a good spot to set up a meth kitchen. WAIT!" The best idea ran through little Marvin's head. He began to grin like a motherfucker. "Sandy, I'm going to become a fifth grade science teacher for the middle school and start my own meth kitchen, here, in the BASEMENT!"

"Can I be your fuckbuddy?"

"Sure, whatever the hell that is."

Season Two; Part One:Meth, Marijuana, High School

Previously, on Super Tweak Origins: Part 3 "Man, this is a good spot to set up a meth kitchen. WAIT!" The best idea ran through little Marvin's head. He began to grin like a motherfucker. "Sandy, I'm going to become a fifth grade science teacher for the middle school and start my own meth kitchen, here, in the BASEMENT!"

Now onto Season 2: Part One

This story has been a long time awaiting (because there's a lazy "heavy"set breathing heavily trying to think of stupid shit to type) and there are so many unanswered questions. Is Sandy Hooker really Marv's fuck buddy? What the fuck do you think? Is Marv still a drug addict when he starts high school? What the fuck do you think? Does the pope have child sex slaves? What the fuck do you think?

Little Marvin finally hit puberty, and due to his massive use of marijuana and meth, his spurt was ended prematurely, just like Marv's sex life. When 8th grade arrived, he looked similar to this:



Not so little Marv had to create a new kitchen, due to the fact that he moved to the "high" school from the middle school. He found a secret tunnel that was just underneath Mr. Thompson's room. Mr. Thompson was the health class teacher during the 7 years Marv spent in high school, and he was secretly a heroine addict. Marvin would always come up from the tunnel and see Joel Thompson shooting it up before work. Marvin got put into full time ALC, and had someone do the useless classes (health, Family and Consumer Science, basic math, stupid shit like that). But Marvin would be in the kitchen during P.E. and if Marv ever decide to do shit, he would research how to be a meth producer and to be a fifth grade science teacher at the same time. Or he'd just go fuck Sandy Hooker on Joel Thompson's heroine stash and cum on the needles.

In ninth grade, Tweak was scheduled to have Woods I, and the teacher was some wood shop guy that went by the name of Mr. Cottingham. Marv actually enjoyed the class. Frequently when his slave was working, he'd call out to Cottingham.

"Yo Cott, I'm going to the kitchen!"

"As long as you're workin'!"

Then Marv went to cook meth. In the meth kitchen. Under the heroine addict's room. What else did you expect you dumb shit, why the fuck would you expect something else, dumbass.

When 11th grade came around, there was beginning to be some un-lubricated friction happening between Cottingham and Tweak. Cottingham wanted someone as a powdered marijuana supplier and wanted to buy a pound from Tweak. But when Tweak delivered, Cott did not have the money, Cottingham took the pound and left the room with a, "as long as you're workin'.. for me, you will supply me a pound a day or I'll notify the pre-2005 drug squad about your actions."

"Bitch, I am working you deaf cunt, you don't have the money for me by tomorrow, I'll fucking kill you.

Let's just say that 2005 came and the drug squad caught Marv with an ounce of powdered marijuana and needles in his bag. Long story short, sweet, innocent Marvin was sent to Lino Lakes.

Season 2 Episode 2 (Years 12-15)

"Nelson! In that line! Move, bitch!" This bitch at the Lino Lakes's detention center always acter like she was in charge. Fuck her, Marv could kick her ass anyways.

"Fuck you, you cock suckin' faggot. Suck my nuts, I ain't taking bullshit from a looser like you, I'm going to collage, bitch! I'm going to learn how to be a fifth grade science teacher slash meth producer. So fuck you, "Marv looks her dead in the eyes, than notices her ugly ass eyebrows, "and your eyebrows."

The bitch takes out a fucking baton and smacks Marv across his face and then beaten on the head when he was down, "WANT TO BE THE BITCH HERE? IS THAT WANT YOU WANT! GET THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE, YOU WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE! GET UP AND GET IN LINE!"

Innocent Marvin knew he was defeated, so he went into line to take a shower with a bunch of homosexual teenagers that skip with joy on the way to the shower. Kind of like the douchebags at High Schools do. They're fucking gay, and call you gay because you don't want a dick in your ass when you're showering.

One year later, Marv was released three years later. He came back to start school again, he was turned into a straight edge by Lino. Sandy was the person who was supposed to bring him back, but she stopped talking to him when he came back.

Rumor was... She has been fucking Cott since Tweak went to Lino Lakes.